Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Batgirl/serenityNow's $250 Sears Quadruple Diet Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipe

A little-known FC urban legend, going back to the days when she posted as serenityNOW.
(alternately sloan, thankyoublackwidow, anon hen, salome, LisaB)

As the story goes, she ate her lunch one day in the employee break room, and purchased the cookie from one of the vending machines. At the time she was on a "no chocolate diet" and was trying to avoid it at all costs, but being that they were diet cookies was willing to cheat a little.

She promptly fell in love with the exquisite little cookies, and emailed her manager at Sears, threatening to quit without notice if he did not obtain the recipe for her. Her manager, sick and tired of her "throwing her weight" around, got the recipe for her, but decided to demand $250 for it. Desperately longing for the taste of quadruple chocolate, she posted on FC that her car had been reposessed. RealMoney then loaned her the ransom money to get the cookie, and she then posted it all over the web to passive-aggresively punish both her employer and manager.

Makes 48 medium sized cookies, or one serving

1 1/4 c unsalted butter; softened

2 c granulated sugar

2 lg eggs

2 tsp pure vanilla extract

3 c all purpose flour

3/4 c cocoa powder

1 tsp baking soda

1/2 tsp salt

2 c white chocolate chips

1 c semi-sweet chocolate chips

1 c milk chocolate chips


Directions: Preheat oven to 350. Cream together butter and sugar. Add eggsand vanilla and continue mixing until creamy. In separate bowl, combine flour, cocoa powder, baking soda, and salt. Mix well and then add to creamy mixture. Mix until thoroughly blended. Add all of the different chips and fold into batter. Drop by teaspoon onto ungreased cookie sheet. Bake for 15 minutes until golden brown.

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