Komrade all3's Dialectical Steak and Banana Omelette

I have formulated a dish capable of trashing the excesses of wealth with it's sheer innovation and lack of respect for class barriers. This Steak n' Banana Omelette has been designed to shock the bourgeoisie into joining the working class movement. 'Tis the taste of organised revolution.


Cooking oil

4 ounces of steak, diced

half an onion, diced

1 tomato, sliced

1 banana, sliced

3 eggs, lightly whisked

4 ounces of cheese, grated



Lightly fry the steak on a low heat in a little oil. Add the onion and tomato and cook together for ten minutes.
Add the banana and cook for another five minutes.
Remove the food from the pan, add more oil (think: the end justifies the means) and the eggs.
As the eggs begin to bubble spread the cooked food over them. Sprinkle the cheese on top.
Fold the omelette over and serve.

Truly food on the edge of the socialist spine - dispels the guilt of eating capitalist products whilst acting as revolutionary chow itself! Serve to a banker and watch his world fall apart!