cupcakes sans frontier's Exotic Romantic Seppie Dinner for Two

For when you want to pull out all the stops...impress...show some class. A true epicurean delight of the highest magnitude.

Although this menu is for two, it can be adapted upwards for weddings, state dinners, embassy functions,
Quinceanara parties, and the like.

Top tip: check expiration dates on all items to ensure you have the freshest of ingredients.

Beverages: Bud Lite, Arbor Mist White Zinfandel, Fat Boy Coke,Mountain Dew

Appetizer Course: Beer Nuts, Doritos, Chex Party Mix, Celery Sticks Spread with Kraft Cream Cheese, Lipton Onion Soup Dip,
Ritz Crackers Spread with Underwood Deviled Ham, Ruffles Potato Chips

Soup Course: Top Ramen Pork Flavored Oriental Noodle Soup Sprinkled with Dried Parsley

Salad Course: Iceberg Lettuce Cut in Wedges with Shredded Carrot and a Cherry Tomato, Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing

Main Course: Kraft Macaroni and Cheese (allow 4 boxes per person)
Campbell's Green Bean Casserole Topped with Canned French Fried Onions
Rice A Roni, Beef Flavor Sprinkled with Slivered Corn Nuts
Oh Boy Frozen Garlic Bread
Pillsbury Dinner Rolls
Ore Ida Tater Tots with Ketchup
Sweet Pickles

Dessert Course: Rice Krispie Treats
Betty Crocker Twice the Fudge Brownies
Carvel Fudgie the Whale Ice Cream Cake

Appertif: Gallo Cream Sherry