My Dad Your Mom's Post-Ride Lycra Appetizer

20 water chestnuts, whole

1 pound bacon, uncooked

soy sauce

Cut bacon slices into halves. Wrap each water chestnut with one piece sliced bacon, securing with toothpick. Place in large baking pan.

Drizzle generously with soy sauce.

Broil until bacon is crisp and thoroughly cooked.

eric the half a bee's Southern Suicide

3/4 oz Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey

3/4 oz Southern Comfort

1/2 oz orange juice

1/4 oz 7-Up

1/4 oz grenadine


Mix all ingredients and serve on the rocks.

NFT's Whorishly Delicious Cranberry Chutney

4 cups cranberries

2 cups sugar

3 to 4 small oranges, cut up

1/2 cup raisins

1 cup chopped, unpeeled apple

1/2 cup orange juice

1 Tablespoon vinegar

1/2 teaspoon ground ginger

1/2 teaspoon cinnamon

1/4 cup chopped walnuts

In a 5-quart saucepan, combine all the ingredients.
Simmer just until most of the cranberries pop. Keep in a covered jar in the refrigerator. It will keep several months.